ANDY: I am not insightful enough to be a movie critic. Maybe I could be a food critic. “These muffins taste bad.” Hmm, or an art critic. “That painting is bad.”
The Office, 5x13 Stress Relief
Quote By Stephen Chbosky
Request for sarah
Four years ago, when i was 18, i noticed that at night my front window is very reflective so i was pretending to dive in slow motion and shoot, dual pistol style. Suddenly a really hot girl walked past and i was startled and fell over. Embarrassed i waited for a bit and then stood up. As i stoop up i saw her slowly shooting an imaginary rifle from behind a car. We then proceeded to do this for 10 minutes until she did an extremely dramatic death. She wasn't getting up so i went outside to meet her. Once i got to where she was, there was nothing but a piece of paper with a mobile number on it. Today, we are getting married. MLIA
(via betterversionofme)
Holy crap. If this is true… Ahhhh, that’s like the most romantic story evahhh.
Holy crap.
Mulder: Hi.
Scully: I want you to look at something.
Mulder: Come on in.
Scully: What are they? Mulder what are they?
Mulder: Mosquito bites.
Scully: Are you sure?
Mulder: Yeah, I got eaten up alive myself out there. You ok?
Scully: Yes. I need to sit down.
Mulder: Take your time.The X-Files 1.01 - “Pilot”
(via giveme-a-reason)
and she wants someone to see her
she needs to hear she’s beautiful
she’s beautiful

